Gangnam Style Strictly Sonnet

We’re glued to the set every Saturday

To see glamour and glitz, sequins and frills

Athletes, presenters, singer and actors

Strutting and gliding to show off their skills.

Now we know who’ll be going to Blackpool

With the judges and Claudia and Tess

Who’ll be cool?  Who’ll play the fool? Who will rule?

Will their tangos or salsas have finesse?

Craig Revel Horwood is damning again,

But Darcy has positive praise for their charms,

Kind old Len Goodman has voted se-ven,

And Bruno explodes with gestures of arms.

Those leaps over Katya, catches and falls –

You’ve got to admit it.   … Ed has got balls.